Let me Install WordPress for You
Hello Everyone, I threw this together pretty fast. More details coming soon; but here is the gist of it: yes, I will install you’re blog for free. My hosting company, Inmotion, pays me anywhere from $50 to $75 when I refer a new paying customers and you keep the hosting for something like three months. So if you get your hosting though my link, I can afford to do some work for you at no additional cost to you other than your hosting plan. Once you purchase your hosting plan, just send me a screenshot of your receipt or the email confirmation of your purchase and tthe email address you used to make the purchase.
“If I wanted it half-assed I would-of done it myself”
The above quote was a famous line of my very ornery grandpa. He was brutally honest. He was aware of his limitations; he was a jack of all (a stretch) trades but the master of none as he put it. And when something was really important, he understood the credence in outsourcing and paying a professional to “get it done right”. Well here is some grandpa brute honesty for you: I can teach a monkey how to install WordPress. And over time, I can probably even teach that monkey to install WordPress well. That’s just it though. There are good ways to install it and bad ways. Sure, any monkey can get it installed and give you a web presence and your voice to the world; but it takes a special monkey to install it right, give you a voice, and also give you a vehicle with the potential to drive you down a path of becoming very wealthy (that’s right, some people do make money online). So if you want this done right, let me be your special monkey.
I am the equivocal plugin snob. I love plugins but I hate them (yes like toxic relationships). They are necessary, but get too many of them or the wrong ones, and they just slow you down, kill your joy, and hold you back. I will help you choose only the plugins you need. If you start installing them like your carefree can’t have too many apps iPhone mentality, and your blog will break and slow down to a crawl. And no body will read your webpage if it takes 10 seconds to load.
Hosting plans run from $3 to $9 per month typically. The catch with hosting plans is: the cheaper price is advertised generally equates with the longer term, i.e., one to 3 years, they want you to pay upfront. As you enter into the true monthly plans, the price will generally be around $10 per month. If you do opt for the more economical plans (which require you to pay at least one year up front), just go with a reputable company who states it in writing, “should you cancel early, you can get at least a prorated refund based on the time left in your agreement”.
I have been using Inmotion since 2012 and I can’t say enough good things about their customer service and quality of their product. I have always been on “shared hosting” plans. With some companies you will sacrifice significant performance to take advantage of the price break that shared hosting can give you; however, with Inmotion, I have not been able to perceive any lack of performance (probably due to the lower volume of my web tragic)
Many hosting packages such as the ones by my company, Inmotion, offer a free domain (for the first year) with the purchase of any hosting plan. If you already have hosting or you just need a cheap domain, I have a coupon here for a $ 0.99 domain through Godaddy. Generally the 2nd year renewal rates will be anywhere from $8 to $14 for a .com and the prices increase for .biz and some of the other non-mainstream names. I recommend you get a .com and I recommend you brand yourself, first and foremost, with your own name domain. So check here if that domain (i.e. JodyHeath.com) is available and grab it while you can. Don’t let someone aquire it and then sell it to you for 100 x what it’s worth because that is definitely a thing; it happens.
So what’s the catch? There is no catch, my hosting company going to pay me $50 to $75 for your signing up with them. If you already have hosting you prefer to use, or if you just don’t want to get your hosting from me, I’ll still be happy to install your WP blog, but at a charge of $100. Just use the contact box below to request my installation service.
The Fine Print
Now for full disclosure understand this:
- since I will get a charge-back if you cancel your hosting plan before three months, you agree to keep your hosting plan for three months or pay me $100 for my services.
- I’ve spent a good hundreds of hours experimenting and tweaking with my blog design (and it’s still not done). Just because I install your blog for cheap, does not mean it will look exactly like mine. There is a huge difference between installing and designing. But It will be a usable blog that you can write post on from day one…….that I can promise.
- Don’t be sad, more fine print to come later:)
How Far do You Want to Take this Relationship?
If you want to talk about a maintenance plan or design services, let’s talk. I’m not cheap but I won’t break the bank either.
Pull the Trigger
If you want to talk about me doing some work for you, whether it be a simple (or not so simple) WordPress install, or even design work, just shoot me a message in the contact box below!
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Disclaimer: Segments Below in Preliminary Stages
I recently redesigned my site. The following segments, below, are in the very early developmental stages. Most Link away from my site at this time; but in the near future, I will redirect the links back to my site for an expanded post & resources on each topic.
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I'll discus the bi-weekly CA lottery work pool I've been running (without WP) since July 2018.
Coming Soon: Integrity
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Making an Impact Across the Globe
Every time somone turns on their computer and clicks a link in a search result, some person is making a profit. That person is known as the middle-man. As long as that middle-man or middle-woman is ethical, they have the best of both worlds. Because the middle man neither has to produce the product or deliver the product; they simply connect products to buyers and earn a worry free commission. The beautiful part of this is you can be that go-between individual from anywhere in the world where you have a computer and internet connection.
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